WASHINGTON D.C., 4/1/19 -- Representatives from the mainstream media, and small independent press, made the following statement today:
Alright, you've got us, you figured it out, it's all fake news, everything you specifically disagree with turned out to be untrue -- but all the things you agree with, those things happen to be true. It turns out that everyone's pre-existing biases were right all along.MSM et al.
April Fool's! The only fake news is this April Fool's fake news.